Friday, April 23, 2004
Song of the Day:
Well, I've been haunted in my sleep
You've been starring in my dreams
Lord I miss you
I've been waiting in the hall
Been waiting on your call
When the phone rings
It's just some friends of mine that say,
"Hey, what's the matter man?
We're gonna come around at twelve
With some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet you.
We're gonna bring a case of wine
Hey, let's go mess and fool around
You know, like we used to"
THAT Day In History: (April 22nd)
In 1509, Henry the 7th was replaced with Henry the 8th. (I am I am.) He got married to the widow next door. He's been married 7 times before. MOst of his wives died because of infedility or giving birth to his children. One was just too ugly to consumate with. (Haven't we all been ther at one time or another?) (Note: sarcasm.) Second verse, same as the first.
in 1864, Congress put their belief on the line, and gave the thumbs up for our currency to carry the phrase "In God We Trust". While I don't agree with their stance, I get the arguement of the Athiests. However, you go back up tothe Puerto Rican girls and tell me there is no God. Or on a more serious note....experience the birth of your own offspring. There is most certainly a God. Wether or not your Daily UPdate writer is looked upon with favor, however....that's another topic entirely.
In 1889, the Oklahoma Land Rush started at noon. Thousands upon thousands of people rushed across the Kansas-Oklahoma border to stake out a claim. However, many had snuck across at night and were set to stake their claim well before the homesteaders came across the border. These people were called 'Sooners. Over 115 years later, Oklahoma men are forced to live with the stigma of being a "Sooner". As Lily Von Schtupp said, "Always coming and going,and going and coming, and always too soon!"
Considering the amount of land involved, it had to be one of the more chaotic moments in American history. I've got this mental image of some old prospector stretching and limbering up beforehand, beside a Kenyan with a marathon # emblazoned on his chest, next to Carl Lewis getting set in his blocks. ME? I get a pet lion. Let it loose right after the start of the race,a nd make a break for it while it mauls some of the competitors.
In 1952, the first nuclear explosion to be broadcast on live television took place in 1952. Since it was NOT 1970-something, it was not the result of the Happy Days episode where Fonzie jumps the shark tank.
In 1993, The U.s. Holocaust Memorial Museum was dedicated in Washington DC. Still, there isn't a memorial for the WWII vets, though one should be completed and dedicated this year. (Oh, come on. It can't be all pretty girls. You people need some culture anyway.)
THIS day in History (April 23rd):
In 1348, King Edward III of England established the Royal Order of the Garter. There are different theories as to how and why it was established. Some felt the King did it to restore the pagentry of the mythical days of King Arthur and his Knights of the round Table, while others say it was to continue a tradition started with the first King Edward during the crusades. See, King E the 1st apparently handed out garters to his knights as tokens of honor.Still others say that it was a subtle gesture to help his intentions to take the French crown.
The best story, however, is that the Fair Maid of Kent accidentally dropped her garter during a court function. The King picked it up and strapped it to his leg to help scover her embarrassment, saying "Shame to him who thinks ill of it."
IN 1564, it is believed that William Shakespeare was born. 52 years later to the day (you do the math), Willie died. In between, he wrote or stole or plagurized some of the most amazing stories and poetry ever concieved.
In 1969, Sirhan Sirhan was sentenced to death for the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy. It would later be reduced to life imprisonment. Meanwhile, he's the only assassinator that I know of that is not known by 3 names. (John Wilkes Booth, Mark David Chapman, etc...)
In 1985, Coca-cola made it's greatest blunder or it's greatest marketing strategy, by announcing that they were changing the recipe of Coca-Cola, and launching New Coke. Some think that Coke planned to cause a revolt in their customers, and re-launch the old Coca-Cola recipe under Coca Cola Classic all along. Others think that it was one of the biggest marketing gaffes in history. Me? I don't care, as long as I have my Coca-Cola Classic....the red, white,and you. Have a coke and a smile! And if they ever get rid of Vanilla coke, I'm giving up soda for lemonade, I swear. (Ok, it's an empty threat. It's all I have these days. )
Shakespeare Quote of the Day:
"Age cannot whither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety"
Ant & Cleo, Act ii, Sc.2
Word of the Day:
flibbertigibbet \FLIB-ur-tee-jib-it\, noun:
A silly, flighty, or scatterbrained person, especially a pert young woman with such qualities.
Take Your Daughter To Work Day:
The oldest has accompanied me to work today, though the major company I work for has her off doing some other projects, leaving me to work on this and that and the other. While I'm not completely gung-ho about the day itself, I like the ability to do something special with the girls, and show them what Dad does in a day. Maybe they'll have a better understanding of what I do, and why I drink 15 beers when I get home. (Ok, maybe not the beers.) She also went to the 2nd job with me,and my boss there was kind enough to give her a Torii Hunter Bobblehead doll. She seemed to have a good time, and I have to say I'm quite proud of how she handled herself in a business setting. Letsface it; it's an oppurtunity to parade my kid around and brag about her, and not many people can stop me.
Neener Neener.
Dru Sjodin
Dru was finally found, though it wasn't the happy reunion we had all hoped for. You had to expect it though. Dru hadn't been heard from since December, even after herkidnapper had been caught. You simply don't hear of people disappearing for that long without a trace and turning up alive. Even though you wish that wasn't the case. But at least they have her, and they KNOW. It would be worse to spend the rest of your life never knowing, like the Jacob Wetterling case. As painful as it is to deal with Dru's death, at least they KNOW that she's dead. Jacob's parents may be tortured for the rest of their life wondering what happened to him, and where he might be now.
Meanwhile, Dru's kidnapper is sitting in prison, and denies any knowledge of what happened to her. This, despite her blood and and in his back seat, and her body found outside the city where he lives, only 3 miles from his home.
I really don't know how I feel about he death penalty, but I do know how I feel about him. And about others like him that would look to do the same to my own wife or daughters. Dru's father has been very eloquent and civil thus far, worrying only about finding his daughter, regardless of whether or not she was alive. And put int he same situation (Heaven forbid), maybe I would be the same. But once my child was found, any grief or sorrow would be changed and forged into white hot anger. I would form my anger so that it was sleek and razor sharp, and deadly accurate. And I would do everything in my power to make sure he KNEW he made a mistake.
Sports
Feedback from yesterday's comments on Kurt Warner from a friend:
Topic 1: The Picture
Comment: It wouldn’t suck to be a thin piece of cloth right about now.
Editor's comment--- So noted and approved.
Topic 2: Kurt Warner
Comment: Are you High?
4 of these things belong together, one of these things does not belong…
Aikman
Young
Montana
Elway
Warner
Hmmm I see 4 hall of famers and a guy who had 2-3 good seasons in an offense that passed more than Shula’s Dolphins.
4 Hall of Famers…no doubt.
Warner? No way
Response: In no way did I say that Warner was a Hall of Fame QB. I said that at one time he WAS a great QB who put up some great #'s. Lumping him in with the other QB's was a slight mis-step, though both Steve Young and Troy Aikman tried to play through the chronic concussion thing, and should have retired long before they did. With Warner geting a few concussions, I'm worried abotu the same thing with him. He's a great Qb when he's healthy, but with his frequent hand injuries and concussions....it's the beginning of the end. And were I a Kurt Warner fan, I would worry that he's risking his health needlessly.
On the other hand, Chris Chandler is still playing football despite his many visits to the Trainer's table.
In other news, possible 1st overall pick Eli Manning sent word to the Chargers that he doens't want to play for them, so don't bother drafting me. Apparently, he and others in his council don't think that the Chargers have enough ability or talent around him to protect him or to allow him to succeed. And/Or, they don't trust the coaching (Marty Schottenheimer) to provide any or all of the above. I don't really berudge him or his council, as I have many of the same questions.
The weird part is that he is demanding a trade to the New York Giants. PLaying in New York as a Quarterback, especially one as the 1st overall pick...that's going to be one hell of a pressure cooker situation. Especially when you are talking about a league that includes an older brother who has been wildly successfull so far, setting the bar that eli has to measure up to pretty dang far up himself. Now if he can handle it, more power to him. But that is an awful lot to ask of a young kid. Almost setting him up to fail, really.
The Chargers, menawhile haven't made any promises one way or the other, and have said that they'll make the best decision for their football team. Good for them, until you realize they pretty much were planning to trade down in the draft anyway. Which makes Eli's trade demand or ultimatum or whatever kinda silly. THe really good twist to this would be if some other team traded up other than the giants, and drafted Eli. Like, Cleveland for example. I'm not saying it would happen...it'd just be funny. "Fine, you don't want to play for the chargers? That's Ok. But we're trading with cleveland, so I hope you like sucky cities. " (Note: the comments of the Daily Update Writer do not reflect the views of Daily Update Management,a nd Daily UPdate Management should not be held liable for the views shared herein.)
(See, that last part was funny, since the writer and the mgmt. are one and the same. )
(It sucks when I have to explain my jokes. )
(Oh, what do you care. You're just here for the porn anyway... It sure ain't for the typo's.)
In looking at the Bears draft, I'll have further comment on this on Saturday, as I will be able to post then. However, I do want to mention that if the Bears are to trade up, I think a likely trade partner would be the Jets. If one of the guys the Bears like are available once the Jets hit the clock, I could see us moving up past the Bills to make sure we get our choice of defensive linemen or whomever else is available that they may have their eye on. My preference would be for Brooke Burke, but that's just me.
Now starting at Tight End, Tight stomach, etc....Brooke Burke!
"Do you waaaaaaaaaaaaant .......to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?"
SPeaking of which.....
NEWS IN LINGERIE!!!
OK, most of us have been there. You're in a Lingerie store,and you've foudn something that you are sure that your spouse will like. And if they don't you will, which is what matters most anyway. And while you get lost in the mist of a daydream, thinking deeply about how your temptress will look in this hot killer outfit, the salesperson plays the role of SUDDEN COLD SHOWER, by having the audacity to interrupt the visions of scantily clad playmates dancing in your head(s).
"May I help you find anything?"
No I think I've found it.
"Do you know what size she is?"
...
...
...
Crap.
And then you find yourself questioning...was it a size 4 or 6? Sure you could by thesize 4, and if you are wrong at least you flatter her. But you WANT to get this right. You don't want to have to delay any festivities becaue you screwed up. Getting desperate, you scan the store looking for anyone who might resemble her. And then you look upon your salesperson, and before you can keep the words from flying out of your mouth, you've already said, "Well, she's about your size."
And then you realize that in that once sentance, the salesperson knows you've checked her out, knows just what kind of slime you are, and is destined to apply the standard upcharge and rustproofing to any purchase you by.
Well friends, trashy.com has taken care of those problems for you. How so, you might ask? Well, they've created a website that allows you to shop by collection, by catalog, and BY MODEL. That's right, you can shop and porn search at the same time. Find a woman who you figure matches you own spouses body type best, and search away! (The Daily Update unofficially endorses the "Trashy Pleated Skirt Collection". Hours of indoor and outdoor fun for everyone!Must be 18 or older to ride these rides.
Not only that, but you're shopping online! If you tell the salesperson your wife is built like her...well noone can hear you but you! Aside from whatever mental problems that might be, you're in the clear! You can cast off your blushing shame!
Hometown Hotties Week 7 :
Whoa my, this is a very good week! But before I go too far, let's make sure we post the link, since I have been remiss about that the past couple of weeks. So, here it is.
In keeping with the trend, I only chose those that I thought had a chance at the top 10, since there were many that I could have chosen, but ultimately did not.
In row 1, we had Bethanie of PA and Melanie of OH. Row 2 included Michelle of FL and Kimberly of NJ. Row 3 has Cristal of TX, Desiree of NV, and Jana of MI. Row 4 has Oksana of VA (a Russian!!) and Stacie of AL. Tracey Lee of NY can be found in row 5, and Johanna of Fl and Kathy of IA are in row 7. Natalie of TX is the sole spokesperson for row 8. Shandy of TX represents row 9, and Bernadette of TX finishes it off in row 10.
In row 1, Melanie has already picked out a spot int he top 10 for herself. Her mix of exotic beauty, natural smile, and playful nature (as shown in picture #1) has won me over. Bethanie is an unknown. She's left haning at the moment.
Michelle of FL also possesses a bit of an exotic flair, a pretty body, and looks good on all fours, as picture # 3 shows. She earns a demerit or two for he belly bling-bling, but what girl doens't have it in this competition? I've come to the realization it's unavaoidable at this point. either way, Michelle of Fl gets spot #2.
Kimberly of NJ has bountiful...uh....bounty, and so much more. She herself is hot, but her pictures could have been even more hot, if given more funds. And yet I am hesitating, and I know not why. IF she ends up in a battle with Bethanie for the last spot, we may have a problem.
IN fact, as I look through the remaining girls...I am in sooo much trouble trying to pair these girls down.
Ok, newplan of attack? Who HAS to stay? Kathy of IA for one. The car washing picture alone...well, never mind. Stacy of AL also needs to stick around. Jana of MI isn't as drop dead gorgeous as some others, but her pictures were so much MORE "Je ne sais quais" over the other girls that she has to be there as well. So now we have 5 total.
And who can we cut? Bethanie is gorgeous, but the 2 schoolgirl pics just don't work for me. A pretty smile, and a good body, but terrible setting ruined it for me. Oksana is also hot, but others were hotter, and I beg forgiveness for setting her free. Tracy Lee is amazing, but her look is either too futuristic, or too Courtney LOve. Amazing upper body, however. Shandy has a killer 3rd picture, but she simply doesn't measure up to the others. That leaves 1 to cut. Much as I hate to, it's Bernadette of TX. I'd give you a reason if I had one.
In looking at the winners of last week, I got Elizabeth of TN for obvious reasons, as well as Brooke of FL. I missed Heather of MD, who was amongst the final group of girls I cut, but I did nail Jody of CA. Err, wait....that came out wrong. Lastly, I got Naomi of NV on my list,and she made it too. So not my best week, but a total of 4 right out of 100.
Tomorrow:
more of the sme, including a mock draft for the 1st round. Maybe with trades,a nd maybe not. We'll see. Have a good night everyone.
Well, I've been haunted in my sleep
You've been starring in my dreams
Lord I miss you
I've been waiting in the hall
Been waiting on your call
When the phone rings
It's just some friends of mine that say,
"Hey, what's the matter man?
We're gonna come around at twelve
With some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet you.
We're gonna bring a case of wine
Hey, let's go mess and fool around
You know, like we used to"
THAT Day In History: (April 22nd)
In 1509, Henry the 7th was replaced with Henry the 8th. (I am I am.) He got married to the widow next door. He's been married 7 times before. MOst of his wives died because of infedility or giving birth to his children. One was just too ugly to consumate with. (Haven't we all been ther at one time or another?) (Note: sarcasm.) Second verse, same as the first.
in 1864, Congress put their belief on the line, and gave the thumbs up for our currency to carry the phrase "In God We Trust". While I don't agree with their stance, I get the arguement of the Athiests. However, you go back up tothe Puerto Rican girls and tell me there is no God. Or on a more serious note....experience the birth of your own offspring. There is most certainly a God. Wether or not your Daily UPdate writer is looked upon with favor, however....that's another topic entirely.
In 1889, the Oklahoma Land Rush started at noon. Thousands upon thousands of people rushed across the Kansas-Oklahoma border to stake out a claim. However, many had snuck across at night and were set to stake their claim well before the homesteaders came across the border. These people were called 'Sooners. Over 115 years later, Oklahoma men are forced to live with the stigma of being a "Sooner". As Lily Von Schtupp said, "Always coming and going,and going and coming, and always too soon!"

Considering the amount of land involved, it had to be one of the more chaotic moments in American history. I've got this mental image of some old prospector stretching and limbering up beforehand, beside a Kenyan with a marathon # emblazoned on his chest, next to Carl Lewis getting set in his blocks. ME? I get a pet lion. Let it loose right after the start of the race,a nd make a break for it while it mauls some of the competitors.
In 1952, the first nuclear explosion to be broadcast on live television took place in 1952. Since it was NOT 1970-something, it was not the result of the Happy Days episode where Fonzie jumps the shark tank.
In 1993, The U.s. Holocaust Memorial Museum was dedicated in Washington DC. Still, there isn't a memorial for the WWII vets, though one should be completed and dedicated this year. (Oh, come on. It can't be all pretty girls. You people need some culture anyway.)
THIS day in History (April 23rd):
In 1348, King Edward III of England established the Royal Order of the Garter. There are different theories as to how and why it was established. Some felt the King did it to restore the pagentry of the mythical days of King Arthur and his Knights of the round Table, while others say it was to continue a tradition started with the first King Edward during the crusades. See, King E the 1st apparently handed out garters to his knights as tokens of honor.Still others say that it was a subtle gesture to help his intentions to take the French crown.
The best story, however, is that the Fair Maid of Kent accidentally dropped her garter during a court function. The King picked it up and strapped it to his leg to help scover her embarrassment, saying "Shame to him who thinks ill of it."

IN 1564, it is believed that William Shakespeare was born. 52 years later to the day (you do the math), Willie died. In between, he wrote or stole or plagurized some of the most amazing stories and poetry ever concieved.
In 1969, Sirhan Sirhan was sentenced to death for the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy. It would later be reduced to life imprisonment. Meanwhile, he's the only assassinator that I know of that is not known by 3 names. (John Wilkes Booth, Mark David Chapman, etc...)
In 1985, Coca-cola made it's greatest blunder or it's greatest marketing strategy, by announcing that they were changing the recipe of Coca-Cola, and launching New Coke. Some think that Coke planned to cause a revolt in their customers, and re-launch the old Coca-Cola recipe under Coca Cola Classic all along. Others think that it was one of the biggest marketing gaffes in history. Me? I don't care, as long as I have my Coca-Cola Classic....the red, white,and you. Have a coke and a smile! And if they ever get rid of Vanilla coke, I'm giving up soda for lemonade, I swear. (Ok, it's an empty threat. It's all I have these days. )
Shakespeare Quote of the Day:
"Age cannot whither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety"
Ant & Cleo, Act ii, Sc.2
Word of the Day:
flibbertigibbet \FLIB-ur-tee-jib-it\, noun:
A silly, flighty, or scatterbrained person, especially a pert young woman with such qualities.
Take Your Daughter To Work Day:
The oldest has accompanied me to work today, though the major company I work for has her off doing some other projects, leaving me to work on this and that and the other. While I'm not completely gung-ho about the day itself, I like the ability to do something special with the girls, and show them what Dad does in a day. Maybe they'll have a better understanding of what I do, and why I drink 15 beers when I get home. (Ok, maybe not the beers.) She also went to the 2nd job with me,and my boss there was kind enough to give her a Torii Hunter Bobblehead doll. She seemed to have a good time, and I have to say I'm quite proud of how she handled herself in a business setting. Letsface it; it's an oppurtunity to parade my kid around and brag about her, and not many people can stop me.
Neener Neener.
Dru Sjodin
Dru was finally found, though it wasn't the happy reunion we had all hoped for. You had to expect it though. Dru hadn't been heard from since December, even after herkidnapper had been caught. You simply don't hear of people disappearing for that long without a trace and turning up alive. Even though you wish that wasn't the case. But at least they have her, and they KNOW. It would be worse to spend the rest of your life never knowing, like the Jacob Wetterling case. As painful as it is to deal with Dru's death, at least they KNOW that she's dead. Jacob's parents may be tortured for the rest of their life wondering what happened to him, and where he might be now.
Meanwhile, Dru's kidnapper is sitting in prison, and denies any knowledge of what happened to her. This, despite her blood and and in his back seat, and her body found outside the city where he lives, only 3 miles from his home.
I really don't know how I feel about he death penalty, but I do know how I feel about him. And about others like him that would look to do the same to my own wife or daughters. Dru's father has been very eloquent and civil thus far, worrying only about finding his daughter, regardless of whether or not she was alive. And put int he same situation (Heaven forbid), maybe I would be the same. But once my child was found, any grief or sorrow would be changed and forged into white hot anger. I would form my anger so that it was sleek and razor sharp, and deadly accurate. And I would do everything in my power to make sure he KNEW he made a mistake.
Sports
Feedback from yesterday's comments on Kurt Warner from a friend:
Topic 1: The Picture
Comment: It wouldn’t suck to be a thin piece of cloth right about now.
Editor's comment--- So noted and approved.
Topic 2: Kurt Warner
Comment: Are you High?
4 of these things belong together, one of these things does not belong…
Aikman
Young
Montana
Elway
Warner
Hmmm I see 4 hall of famers and a guy who had 2-3 good seasons in an offense that passed more than Shula’s Dolphins.
4 Hall of Famers…no doubt.
Warner? No way
Response: In no way did I say that Warner was a Hall of Fame QB. I said that at one time he WAS a great QB who put up some great #'s. Lumping him in with the other QB's was a slight mis-step, though both Steve Young and Troy Aikman tried to play through the chronic concussion thing, and should have retired long before they did. With Warner geting a few concussions, I'm worried abotu the same thing with him. He's a great Qb when he's healthy, but with his frequent hand injuries and concussions....it's the beginning of the end. And were I a Kurt Warner fan, I would worry that he's risking his health needlessly.
On the other hand, Chris Chandler is still playing football despite his many visits to the Trainer's table.
In other news, possible 1st overall pick Eli Manning sent word to the Chargers that he doens't want to play for them, so don't bother drafting me. Apparently, he and others in his council don't think that the Chargers have enough ability or talent around him to protect him or to allow him to succeed. And/Or, they don't trust the coaching (Marty Schottenheimer) to provide any or all of the above. I don't really berudge him or his council, as I have many of the same questions.
The weird part is that he is demanding a trade to the New York Giants. PLaying in New York as a Quarterback, especially one as the 1st overall pick...that's going to be one hell of a pressure cooker situation. Especially when you are talking about a league that includes an older brother who has been wildly successfull so far, setting the bar that eli has to measure up to pretty dang far up himself. Now if he can handle it, more power to him. But that is an awful lot to ask of a young kid. Almost setting him up to fail, really.
The Chargers, menawhile haven't made any promises one way or the other, and have said that they'll make the best decision for their football team. Good for them, until you realize they pretty much were planning to trade down in the draft anyway. Which makes Eli's trade demand or ultimatum or whatever kinda silly. THe really good twist to this would be if some other team traded up other than the giants, and drafted Eli. Like, Cleveland for example. I'm not saying it would happen...it'd just be funny. "Fine, you don't want to play for the chargers? That's Ok. But we're trading with cleveland, so I hope you like sucky cities. " (Note: the comments of the Daily Update Writer do not reflect the views of Daily Update Management,a nd Daily UPdate Management should not be held liable for the views shared herein.)
(See, that last part was funny, since the writer and the mgmt. are one and the same. )
(It sucks when I have to explain my jokes. )
(Oh, what do you care. You're just here for the porn anyway... It sure ain't for the typo's.)
In looking at the Bears draft, I'll have further comment on this on Saturday, as I will be able to post then. However, I do want to mention that if the Bears are to trade up, I think a likely trade partner would be the Jets. If one of the guys the Bears like are available once the Jets hit the clock, I could see us moving up past the Bills to make sure we get our choice of defensive linemen or whomever else is available that they may have their eye on. My preference would be for Brooke Burke, but that's just me.

Now starting at Tight End, Tight stomach, etc....Brooke Burke!
"Do you waaaaaaaaaaaaant .......to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?"
SPeaking of which.....
NEWS IN LINGERIE!!!
OK, most of us have been there. You're in a Lingerie store,and you've foudn something that you are sure that your spouse will like. And if they don't you will, which is what matters most anyway. And while you get lost in the mist of a daydream, thinking deeply about how your temptress will look in this hot killer outfit, the salesperson plays the role of SUDDEN COLD SHOWER, by having the audacity to interrupt the visions of scantily clad playmates dancing in your head(s).
"May I help you find anything?"
No I think I've found it.
"Do you know what size she is?"
...
...
...
Crap.
And then you find yourself questioning...was it a size 4 or 6? Sure you could by thesize 4, and if you are wrong at least you flatter her. But you WANT to get this right. You don't want to have to delay any festivities becaue you screwed up. Getting desperate, you scan the store looking for anyone who might resemble her. And then you look upon your salesperson, and before you can keep the words from flying out of your mouth, you've already said, "Well, she's about your size."
And then you realize that in that once sentance, the salesperson knows you've checked her out, knows just what kind of slime you are, and is destined to apply the standard upcharge and rustproofing to any purchase you by.
Well friends, trashy.com has taken care of those problems for you. How so, you might ask? Well, they've created a website that allows you to shop by collection, by catalog, and BY MODEL. That's right, you can shop and porn search at the same time. Find a woman who you figure matches you own spouses body type best, and search away! (The Daily Update unofficially endorses the "Trashy Pleated Skirt Collection". Hours of indoor and outdoor fun for everyone!Must be 18 or older to ride these rides.
Not only that, but you're shopping online! If you tell the salesperson your wife is built like her...well noone can hear you but you! Aside from whatever mental problems that might be, you're in the clear! You can cast off your blushing shame!
Hometown Hotties Week 7 :
Whoa my, this is a very good week! But before I go too far, let's make sure we post the link, since I have been remiss about that the past couple of weeks. So, here it is.
In keeping with the trend, I only chose those that I thought had a chance at the top 10, since there were many that I could have chosen, but ultimately did not.
In row 1, we had Bethanie of PA and Melanie of OH. Row 2 included Michelle of FL and Kimberly of NJ. Row 3 has Cristal of TX, Desiree of NV, and Jana of MI. Row 4 has Oksana of VA (a Russian!!) and Stacie of AL. Tracey Lee of NY can be found in row 5, and Johanna of Fl and Kathy of IA are in row 7. Natalie of TX is the sole spokesperson for row 8. Shandy of TX represents row 9, and Bernadette of TX finishes it off in row 10.
In row 1, Melanie has already picked out a spot int he top 10 for herself. Her mix of exotic beauty, natural smile, and playful nature (as shown in picture #1) has won me over. Bethanie is an unknown. She's left haning at the moment.
Michelle of FL also possesses a bit of an exotic flair, a pretty body, and looks good on all fours, as picture # 3 shows. She earns a demerit or two for he belly bling-bling, but what girl doens't have it in this competition? I've come to the realization it's unavaoidable at this point. either way, Michelle of Fl gets spot #2.
Kimberly of NJ has bountiful...uh....bounty, and so much more. She herself is hot, but her pictures could have been even more hot, if given more funds. And yet I am hesitating, and I know not why. IF she ends up in a battle with Bethanie for the last spot, we may have a problem.
IN fact, as I look through the remaining girls...I am in sooo much trouble trying to pair these girls down.
Ok, newplan of attack? Who HAS to stay? Kathy of IA for one. The car washing picture alone...well, never mind. Stacy of AL also needs to stick around. Jana of MI isn't as drop dead gorgeous as some others, but her pictures were so much MORE "Je ne sais quais" over the other girls that she has to be there as well. So now we have 5 total.
And who can we cut? Bethanie is gorgeous, but the 2 schoolgirl pics just don't work for me. A pretty smile, and a good body, but terrible setting ruined it for me. Oksana is also hot, but others were hotter, and I beg forgiveness for setting her free. Tracy Lee is amazing, but her look is either too futuristic, or too Courtney LOve. Amazing upper body, however. Shandy has a killer 3rd picture, but she simply doesn't measure up to the others. That leaves 1 to cut. Much as I hate to, it's Bernadette of TX. I'd give you a reason if I had one.
In looking at the winners of last week, I got Elizabeth of TN for obvious reasons, as well as Brooke of FL. I missed Heather of MD, who was amongst the final group of girls I cut, but I did nail Jody of CA. Err, wait....that came out wrong. Lastly, I got Naomi of NV on my list,and she made it too. So not my best week, but a total of 4 right out of 100.
Tomorrow:
more of the sme, including a mock draft for the 1st round. Maybe with trades,a nd maybe not. We'll see. Have a good night everyone.
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