Friday, May 14, 2004
This day in History:
In 1643, Louis XIV became king of France at age 4, since his father learned the bad luck of the #13. (He was Louis the 13th....)
In 1804, the Lewis and Clark expidition left St Louis. We've covered them in the past, though. Heck with them fellers.
Pic of the week:
Hometown Hotties, Week 10:
OK, this week's picks are run down like this:
Row 1: Melissa TN
Row 2: Martina AZ
Row 3 Megan CA Trina AL
Row 4 Bricen FL Stephanie MO Kristen CA Brenda Lyn CA and Nanette of PR
row 5 Candy of CA
Row 6 Jennifer of FL
Row 7 Denise of IL
Row 8 Rhea of TX Carolina of TX
Row 9 Sara of NY Amanda HI Alicia NY
Row 10 Erica of FL Danielle of OH Alison of DE Heaheron of NC
There was SOME quality, but nowhere near what last week was. There's 21 girls listed, but some I've listed that I know I'm going ot eliminate. Anyway, let's work our way through it.
Melissa of TN haqs a fantastic rump, nice legs, and a pretty smile. Not the bustiest of women, but that's not a complaint. Her first job was "Cad design for Stanley Tools". Great, the exact opposite of what you'd want as a girlfriend. A girl who plays with tools all day at work, and no time for yours at home. Still, it makes me think of the old days and the Snap-On calenders....
But I digress.
Martina of AZ is next up, and has spot #1 of the top 10, thanks to a killer body, and she "need(s) affection, so be prepared to cuddle all the time." This is a trick spot, since "cuddle" means different things to the male population than it does to women. For men, "cuddle" means that we will lay down next to each other in close proximity, thus increasing the chances for hanky panky. For women, it's just the laying down side by side kinda thing.
Women and their crazy ideas!
Megan of Ca is cute. The cuteness is ratchted up a few notches to sexy when she wears lingerie, but it's not enough to push her into the top 10. Sorry, Megan.
Trina of AL has a nice bosom. Her face seems to be locked in a pemament scowl, however,a nd she ruined everything by posing with a Canadian flag. Automatic disqualification! This is the only time that women should pose with a Canadian flag.
Bricen of Fl is up next, and she has a pretty face, a healthy chest, and no deductions from the panel. Good enough to earn spot # 2 in the top 10. Her favorite team is the Gamecocks. No lie.
Stephanie of MO is very pretty, but looks all of maybe 16 years old. While that might fly in Missouri, I live in Minesota,and prefer my women to be 20 and older.
Kristen of CA used to sell corn and fruit on a stand on the side of a highway here in Minnesota. I know this only because she says so. And to be honest, I gave her extra points for coming from Minnesota, and it's just not enough to get her any further. NEXT!
Brenda Lyn in CA has caused me to re-adjust my sitting position. She is a latin singer, who grew up "fat and a tomboy". Well, I dunno about the tomboy part, but she still PHAT. Love the skirt in picture #1. Brenda is girl #3 of the top 10 for this week.
Nanette doesn't give us much information about herself, other than that she is from Puerto Rico, and she is a journalist who used to be a model. I would love to share notes with her sometime, but alas, she's married. Either way, she's Girl #4.
Candy of CA is automatically cut. The only real reason that I included her was because she reminded me of one of my favorite scenes from "The Highlander". the bad guy, "Kurgan", is staying at a hotel, and a prostitute walks in to say "Hi, I'm Candy". And Kurgan replies "Of course you are."
Funny stuff. You had to be there. Either way, Candy is gone.
Jennifer of FL faces our anel of judges, and I don't knwo why she was in this group. She's pretty, but she doesn't stand out like the others. She has the potential, but this is your 1 shot at it, and there just isn't enough there to go off of.
Denise of IL is up next, and she has the fact that she is from Chicago going for her, and the fact she's part Puerto Rican. (I like Puerto Rican women. ) Picture # 2 does her no justice however, and it was almost enough to knock her out, but with a weak field, she's able to stick, with a very very good shot at one of the last 6 spots. We'll put her on hold for the moment.
Rhea of TX just made it alot harder to make the squad, because she got spot # 5. While young in appearance, she certainly an adult, and picture #2 shows that she sent in something racy enough to force the editors to crop the photo quite a bit. How can I be sure? Well, it's a leap of faith.
Carolina of TX is up next, and she has spot #6, because she has a pair of the longest legs I've seen in this competition. That, and she's hot. Bonus points for being from Argentina. Hooray for us!
Sara of NY has a terrible swimsuit top, but I'm able to see past that (meaning that I can ignore it, not that I can actually see through it; I wish!) since she herself is so very nice. Especially teh 3rd picture, which shows wha a nice tush she has. Spot # 7 is spoken for.
Amanda of HI is up next, and has some very nice legs herself, and she seems to take some pride in them. Her first job was a pee wee b-ball coach. My coaches NEVER looked like that, and if they had, I wouldn't have learned anything anyway. But if it came down to her or Denise of IL I'd have to go Denise of IL, because of the exotic flavor.
No matter what happens though, Alicia of NY is out. Pretty, but she's not going to beat out Amanda or Denise. That, and she makes me uncomfortable with the "minute man" comment.
Erica of FL has some amazing photos, and a pretty amazing bosom as well. Picture # 3 borders on showing nipple, but I can't make it out, and I stared for hours. But there's something about her face that seems a bit too harsh that forces me to let her go. I hate doing it to, since she ahs a thing for guys with shaved heads, much like your Daily Update writer. Which is to say that I have a shaved head...NOt that I ahve a thing for guys with shaved heads.
Never mind.
Shut up.
Danielle of OH earns her own spot. I'm a little turned off by the fact that she included the cars in the pictures, because she doesn't nee a car to make her look any better. For me, cars don't offer much excitemnet. I'm more interested in the ride she can give me. Spot # 8 is now reserved for Danielle.
Alison of DE has an amazing body, and amazing eyes. This is a done deal, follks. SHe's got spot # 9 all to herself. She is a model, a student, and a MAID! A maid? A maid. A maid! Everybody ought to have a maid! Everybody ought to have a serving girl! A loyal and unswerving girl, who's quieter than a mouse! (A little bit of "A funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" humor there for you.
Heatheron in NC is pretty, but looks a little strung out in pic #2. Pic 3 uses a great photo trick, highlighting her blue jeans, leaving everythign else black and white. Sorry Heatheron, but it wasn't enough to advance you.
So that leaves spot # 10 for Denise in IL.
And that's all we have for this week. I'm sorry it couldn't have been more...unfortunately that danged thing called work got in the way. We'll try more this Monday.
In 1643, Louis XIV became king of France at age 4, since his father learned the bad luck of the #13. (He was Louis the 13th....)
In 1804, the Lewis and Clark expidition left St Louis. We've covered them in the past, though. Heck with them fellers.
Pic of the week:
Hometown Hotties, Week 10:
OK, this week's picks are run down like this:
Row 1: Melissa TN
Row 2: Martina AZ
Row 3 Megan CA Trina AL
Row 4 Bricen FL Stephanie MO Kristen CA Brenda Lyn CA and Nanette of PR
row 5 Candy of CA
Row 6 Jennifer of FL
Row 7 Denise of IL
Row 8 Rhea of TX Carolina of TX
Row 9 Sara of NY Amanda HI Alicia NY
Row 10 Erica of FL Danielle of OH Alison of DE Heaheron of NC
There was SOME quality, but nowhere near what last week was. There's 21 girls listed, but some I've listed that I know I'm going ot eliminate. Anyway, let's work our way through it.
Melissa of TN haqs a fantastic rump, nice legs, and a pretty smile. Not the bustiest of women, but that's not a complaint. Her first job was "Cad design for Stanley Tools". Great, the exact opposite of what you'd want as a girlfriend. A girl who plays with tools all day at work, and no time for yours at home. Still, it makes me think of the old days and the Snap-On calenders....
But I digress.
Martina of AZ is next up, and has spot #1 of the top 10, thanks to a killer body, and she "need(s) affection, so be prepared to cuddle all the time." This is a trick spot, since "cuddle" means different things to the male population than it does to women. For men, "cuddle" means that we will lay down next to each other in close proximity, thus increasing the chances for hanky panky. For women, it's just the laying down side by side kinda thing.
Women and their crazy ideas!
Megan of Ca is cute. The cuteness is ratchted up a few notches to sexy when she wears lingerie, but it's not enough to push her into the top 10. Sorry, Megan.
Trina of AL has a nice bosom. Her face seems to be locked in a pemament scowl, however,a nd she ruined everything by posing with a Canadian flag. Automatic disqualification! This is the only time that women should pose with a Canadian flag.
Bricen of Fl is up next, and she has a pretty face, a healthy chest, and no deductions from the panel. Good enough to earn spot # 2 in the top 10. Her favorite team is the Gamecocks. No lie.
Stephanie of MO is very pretty, but looks all of maybe 16 years old. While that might fly in Missouri, I live in Minesota,and prefer my women to be 20 and older.
Kristen of CA used to sell corn and fruit on a stand on the side of a highway here in Minnesota. I know this only because she says so. And to be honest, I gave her extra points for coming from Minnesota, and it's just not enough to get her any further. NEXT!
Brenda Lyn in CA has caused me to re-adjust my sitting position. She is a latin singer, who grew up "fat and a tomboy". Well, I dunno about the tomboy part, but she still PHAT. Love the skirt in picture #1. Brenda is girl #3 of the top 10 for this week.
Nanette doesn't give us much information about herself, other than that she is from Puerto Rico, and she is a journalist who used to be a model. I would love to share notes with her sometime, but alas, she's married. Either way, she's Girl #4.
Candy of CA is automatically cut. The only real reason that I included her was because she reminded me of one of my favorite scenes from "The Highlander". the bad guy, "Kurgan", is staying at a hotel, and a prostitute walks in to say "Hi, I'm Candy". And Kurgan replies "Of course you are."
Funny stuff. You had to be there. Either way, Candy is gone.
Jennifer of FL faces our anel of judges, and I don't knwo why she was in this group. She's pretty, but she doesn't stand out like the others. She has the potential, but this is your 1 shot at it, and there just isn't enough there to go off of.
Denise of IL is up next, and she has the fact that she is from Chicago going for her, and the fact she's part Puerto Rican. (I like Puerto Rican women. ) Picture # 2 does her no justice however, and it was almost enough to knock her out, but with a weak field, she's able to stick, with a very very good shot at one of the last 6 spots. We'll put her on hold for the moment.
Rhea of TX just made it alot harder to make the squad, because she got spot # 5. While young in appearance, she certainly an adult, and picture #2 shows that she sent in something racy enough to force the editors to crop the photo quite a bit. How can I be sure? Well, it's a leap of faith.
Carolina of TX is up next, and she has spot #6, because she has a pair of the longest legs I've seen in this competition. That, and she's hot. Bonus points for being from Argentina. Hooray for us!
Sara of NY has a terrible swimsuit top, but I'm able to see past that (meaning that I can ignore it, not that I can actually see through it; I wish!) since she herself is so very nice. Especially teh 3rd picture, which shows wha a nice tush she has. Spot # 7 is spoken for.
Amanda of HI is up next, and has some very nice legs herself, and she seems to take some pride in them. Her first job was a pee wee b-ball coach. My coaches NEVER looked like that, and if they had, I wouldn't have learned anything anyway. But if it came down to her or Denise of IL I'd have to go Denise of IL, because of the exotic flavor.
No matter what happens though, Alicia of NY is out. Pretty, but she's not going to beat out Amanda or Denise. That, and she makes me uncomfortable with the "minute man" comment.
Erica of FL has some amazing photos, and a pretty amazing bosom as well. Picture # 3 borders on showing nipple, but I can't make it out, and I stared for hours. But there's something about her face that seems a bit too harsh that forces me to let her go. I hate doing it to, since she ahs a thing for guys with shaved heads, much like your Daily Update writer. Which is to say that I have a shaved head...NOt that I ahve a thing for guys with shaved heads.
Never mind.
Shut up.
Danielle of OH earns her own spot. I'm a little turned off by the fact that she included the cars in the pictures, because she doesn't nee a car to make her look any better. For me, cars don't offer much excitemnet. I'm more interested in the ride she can give me. Spot # 8 is now reserved for Danielle.
Alison of DE has an amazing body, and amazing eyes. This is a done deal, follks. SHe's got spot # 9 all to herself. She is a model, a student, and a MAID! A maid? A maid. A maid! Everybody ought to have a maid! Everybody ought to have a serving girl! A loyal and unswerving girl, who's quieter than a mouse! (A little bit of "A funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" humor there for you.
Heatheron in NC is pretty, but looks a little strung out in pic #2. Pic 3 uses a great photo trick, highlighting her blue jeans, leaving everythign else black and white. Sorry Heatheron, but it wasn't enough to advance you.
So that leaves spot # 10 for Denise in IL.
And that's all we have for this week. I'm sorry it couldn't have been more...unfortunately that danged thing called work got in the way. We'll try more this Monday.
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