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Friday, July 02, 2004

Song of the Day:

When I thought the field had cleared
It seems another suit appeared
To challenge me, woe is me
Though I hate to make a choice
My options are decreasing mostly rapidly
Well we'll see
I don't think she'd bluff this time
I really have to make her mine
It's plain to see
It's him or me

Monday, I could wait till Tuesday
If I make up my mind
Wednesday would be fine, Thursday's on my mind
Friday'd give me time, Saturday could wait
But Sunday'd be too late

... ...

Does it bother me at all
My rival is Neanderthal, it makes me think
Perhaps I need a drink
IQ is no problem here
We won't be playing Scrabble for her hand I fear
I need that beer

Monday, I could wait till Tuesday
If I make up my mind
Wednesday would be fine, Thursday's on my mind
Friday'd give me time, Saturday could wait
But Sunday'd be too late

Seven days will quickly go
The fact remains, I love her so
Seven days, so many ways
But I can't run away

This Day in History:

In 1881, President Garfield was shot by Charles J. Guiteau at the Washington railroad station; Garfield died the following September.

In 1890, Congress passed the Sherman Antitrust Act.

"Never let trust and anti-trust mix....you'll get a warp core breach"

The Sherman Helmsley anti-act trust is now up to $5. PLease dig deep into your wallets.

"Please don't make me act again!"

In 1937, aviator Amelia Earhart and navigator Fred Noonan disappeared over the Pacific Ocean while attempting to make the first round-the-world flight at the equator.

In 1961, author Ernest Hemingway shot himself to death at his home in Ketchum, Idaho. According to the Writer's Almanac, " He was living with his wife in Ketchum, Idaho, and shot himself in the head with a shotgun. His father had also killed himself, and Ernest suffered from depression his entire life. He once wrote, 'Writing, at its best, is a lonely life. [The writer] grows in public stature as he sheds his loneliness and often his work deteriorates.'" No comment from the peanut gallery on that one, please.

In 1976, the Supreme Court ruled the death penalty was not inherently cruel or unusual. There was much rejoicing in Texas. Well, except for the people on Death Row, I suppose.

Today's Birthdays:

Former White House Chief of Staff, and funny-name owner John Sununu, 65.

Not the image you came to the Daily Update for, I'll bet.

Former Mick Jagger wife, Jerry Hall, 48.

Mick was her Beast of Burden.

Jerry is best known for her comment during an interview: "My mother said it was simple to keep a man; you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen, and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit."

Singer Michelle Branch, 21


Am I happy now?

Michelle just got married, according to some of the rumor circles. didn't get to know her well enough when she was single, so it's no big loss.

Acress Lindsay Lohan, 18


Just because she is LEGAL doesn't mean its right to ogle.

Today's Deaths:

Actor Marlon Brando, 80



Now, I'm a supposedly straight man, but even I have to admit that the cigarette isn't the only thing smoldering in that picture. Marlon had that amazing good looks and charm and charisma early in his career, grew in many ways to become one of the most respected and revered actors in Hollywood, and then became larger than most parade balloons.



It's kinda similar to young Elvis or Fat Elvis. Only Fat Brando got so much bigger than Elvis.

Anyway, Brando had numerous memorable roles, from On The Waterfront, A Streetcar Named Desire, "The Godfather" (of course), Apocolypse Now, The Wild Ones, The Freshman (where he playfully took a shot at his own prowess of his Godfather role), and many many more. However, my first memory of his film career was as Jor El, Superman's father.


"...as we forgive those who pass gas against us."

And now, Superman's father really IS dead, and only a man so far removed from reality would dare to suggest that the reign of Zod is immenent.



Shakespeare Quote of the day:

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him". -Julius Caesar (Act III, Scene II).

Word of the day:

Rebel (r-bl)
re·bel, re·bel·ling, re·bels
1. To refuse allegiance to and oppose by force an established government or ruling authority.
2. To resist or defy an authority or a generally accepted convention.
3. To feel or express strong unwillingness or repugnance

Movie Quote of the Day:
The Wild Ones
Girl: What're you rebelling against, Johnny?
Johnny: Whaddya got?

BLame it on Van Halen:
Teen Hot For Teacher Gets Wish

Soooo, lemme get this straight. 20 something teacher fools around with a teen student. Teacher rightfully goes to jail. Public opinion says that if teacher=female and student =male, no harm, no foul. If teacher=male,and student = A OR B, then warm up the electric chair. Now if teacher and student are same, then same scenario.

Teenage guys are viewed as complete horn dogs, which they are for the most part. But that doesn't necessarily mean they're emotionaly ready for sex. And it wouldn't surprise me if these kids didn't have some problems later on.

I don't know. I guess I am of 2 minds about it myself. Part of me cheers along wih the rest of the public, because we've all seen the pretty teacher that we've wanted to have detention with. But at the same time, a kid like that hasn't learned how to handle the basics of dating, much less a more sophisticated relationship like sex.

SPears "Doesn't care what anyone thinks"
Doesn't realize we feel the same way about her

SO Britney is engaged. Well, la dee dah for her. After making marriage a complete farce and a joke, she reportedly gets involved with a guy who had a daughter with another woman, not to mention that the original woman also has a baby on the way. So Britney is going to be a step-mother. Does anyone see a happy ending in all of this?

I thought not.

Picture of Josie Maran for no reason at all:



Well, unless I get some extra time at the end of today, this will do it for this udpate. Tune in next week when you'll hear me say "It was so big, I almost choked on it!"

Or not.

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